Dumbfidence
the god given talent that allows dumb people to lead a successful life through the confidence their stupidness provides.
it is most probable that this confidence comes from a complete lack of morals or social awareness, meaning someone with dumbfidence will never question their own actions or opinions. this provides them with the confidence to be a success (…a chicken or the egg scenario).
see also: footballing brain
1:
q) how the h-ll is boris johnson mayor of london?
a) he’s got dumbfidence
2:
q) how did someone like john terry ever become england captain?
a) dumbfidence
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