dumbical
referring to the absolute travesty of human language that is the combination of two opposite words to mean “something that is awesome”. specifically, “badical”.
stupid teen: i think that this perfume smells totally badical.
anyone sane: that’s ‘dumbical’. you are humanity’s evolutionary waste.
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