Dumbo-Cunt
when the v-g-n-‘s lips are so large that they resemble elephant ears.
“so when i went to go down on her, i saw these giant p-ssy lips. i swear, this b-tch had the worst case of dumb-c-nt i’ve ever seen!”
judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-c-nt.
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