dummy stacks
the money and -ssets that a spouse is legally ent-tled to over the course of a marriage and divorce (the other spouse who is losing money and -ssets is the dummy)
amy: i’m divorcing my husband.
brandy: you getting at his dummy stacks?
amy: h-ll yea b-tch. he took the best years of my life and now its time to pay up.
brandy: i’d never thought that you would be a member of the “first wives club.”
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