Dump fuzz
the busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else’s yard while on a walk. the self-appointed police department of dog feces.
-dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out-
old b-tch from across the street: “i hope you brought a bag to put that in.”
you: “go f-ck yourself. what are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?”
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