Dump Invalidation (DI)
a dump invalidation or a di is when you are taking a dump and its so hard and dry that halfway through the painful process, you decide to suck the dump back up your b-tthole, eat some fruit, try again later, and hope for the best.
person 1: man i just had to di. it hurt like 712904 needles entering my b-tthole.
person 2: haha. better luck next time.
dump invalidation (di)
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