Dump n crump
when you have to p–p in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to cr-p so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a “crumping” position. this usually results in splashing of water on the -n-s and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
yo mike, i had to take a poo at work but someone p-ssed all over the seat so i had to do a dump n crump.
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