dump sweats
when you’re out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you’re just out on a date, you cannot leave to go sh-t, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your a-hole makes you sweat like a wh-r- in church.
while on the ferris wheel with kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly sh-t my pants.
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