Dumpers Regret
a condition often developed when a person ‘dumps’ or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.
symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. crying
2. depression
3. feelings of being alone (forever alone)
4. elevated s-xual drive
5. brown terrors
6. calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. sleepless nights
bro1 “you see sh-lly the other night?”
bro2 “yeah she had a serious case of dumpers regret”
bro1 “stay away from that sh-t!”
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