dumpfounded
being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (a play on ‘dumbfounded’)
when one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly dumpfounded.
also used in the opposite as: when one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly dumpfounded.
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when someone is dumped by their boyfriend or girlfriend for no apparent reason they are dumpfounded. confusion as to why you were dumped.
i can’t believe he dumped her!
do you know why? they were doin so good i thought!
idk! she was totally dumpfounded!
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