dumpkin
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to dump in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
we totally got emma to let us make a dumpkin, she kept it on forever
1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created dumpkin on/in/or around another person’s porch, steps, or house.
“hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?”
“oh, this ol dumpkin? it’s because i took a sh-t in it.”
somewhat -n-lagous to the blumpkin, this is when a guy, while standing upright, is receiving oral s-x from someone sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
yo, my girl and i had mexican for dinner last night, and when we came home, she gave me the fattest dumpkin ever.
while taking a sh-t, doing a funnel. usually done with a close friend as the -ssistant
“yo derek i gotta sh-t, hold my beer?”
“f-ck that grab the funnel it’s dumpkin time!”
the act of taking a cr-p while jerking off. the best of both worlds.
i just gave myself a dumpkin. im gonna go take a dumpkin.
a word made by some bros on the way back from washington : the act of sh-tting on a toilette while a girl is also sh-tting on toilette facing each other and porking at the same time.
b-rad joe max and evan all got dumpkins
a pumpkin with a large sh-t taken on top of it. preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (or filthy human) works, too.
when he let his dog into the pumpkin patch, it became a dumpkin patch soon after.
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