Dumpster Baby

nickname for a breed of girl who lives in nw portland, oregon. these girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sungl-sses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of d-ck run through them, and smoking w-ng. also, baby duck hat is great for parties!
jjrs: d-mn! that chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! i wanna throw some groceries down her neck.

kd: yup. she’s a dumpster baby.
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the dumpster babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. their members were comprised of the b-st-rd children of central texas prost-tutes. they were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. the trademark look of the dumpster babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sungl-sses.
mohammed: they killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.

habeeb: f-ckin’ dumpster babies!
a dumpster baby is when you lift the lining out of a garbage. preferably in the bathroom, then take a dump in the can. now, put the lining back in and let that bad boy marinate. when the dumpee lifts the lining out, he will have a nice drippy mess of a dumpster baby.
“dude, i just took an amazing dumpster baby in my buddy jeff’s bathroom. it was epic.”

“aww man, i just got dumpster babied!!”
a child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-s-x.
so called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
did you hear about emily and chaz? they f-cked after prom and the condom broke. heard that she had a dumpster baby.
a person so worthless that even their own mother doesn’t want them.
alex couldn’t even pick a head of lettuce correctly, what a dumpsterbaby. he should diastfuf!
a racist person who was neglected by their parents by being left in a dumpster as an infant and abandoned. their hatred of other races stems from whatever race the abandoning parent was. all racists are dumpster babies. it’s a fact.
that dumpster baby called me the n word.
a child who walks around the highschool who smells likes sh-t and never bathes. they have greasy hair and never shave. they have long hair and live in packs. living amongst the dumpster colonies they lead pointless lives wandering aimlessly making -sses of themselves in the lunch room…
omg that dumpster baby smells like -ss… punch him in the face!