dumpster diver

stacy and nicole’s favorite pastime! we have found that the best dumpster’s are any dollar store. they throw away tons of great things!
the best things that these 2 girls: stacy and nicole have found:

new, unopened dvd’s
jewlery
money
pet food
tic tacs
office supplies
pills
magazines and books
homless men that have become thier good friend’s.

they got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from stacy’s father, who is nicole’s grandpa paul!
nicole says, ” mom!! it’s monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on wolcott street because you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!”

stacy says, ” ok, ok… grab the plastic gloves and flashlights, nicole…”

nicole says,” do we have anymore hand sanitizer, mom?”

stacy says, ” yes, hon, let’s get goin'”

we both grin and say, ” we are the best dumpster diver’s ever!!”

a person, often a woman, who finds the trashy- coulnd’t care less- look very attractive!!! e.g. to meet a man on the street, looking like he woke up in a dumpster that morning with he’s ripped- never washed jeans, t-shirt, preferably a big beard, sungl-sses and some “casual shoes” would be a true treasure of the day for a dumpster diver! (tattoos are often plus).
-oh my goood!!!…. did you just see that dude over there!?
-dude, he was like homeless i think….
-oh… don’t know if i care though!
-you are such a dumpster diver!
someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.
guy: hey i saw someone digging in the trash the other day.

girl: i know; he was such a dumpster diver.
a guy who likes trashy women.
did you see that nasty chick jonathan picked up? he’s such a dumpster diver.
one who dives into dumpsters in search of something meaningful. often done by hackers/phreakers/etc. searching for phone numbers, important doc-ments, and/or credit card numbers.
i saw a dumpster diver searching for numbers to randomly dial so he can hack into computers.
“dumpster” is tacked on to the word “diver.” a “diver” is short for “m-ff diver.” when one adds “dumpster” to it, then the conotation is obvious: someone is diving into a cavernous, dirty, nasty … cavity. but take the origin of “dumpster!” usually it has “c-m” in front of it (as in “c-m dumpster”). so now we can think of an alternate definition as having to do with sloppy seconds, or thirds … or more. when “diving” in this manner, there is usually an echo and vile residue involved.
my face was all sticky and covered in p-ck-r snot at that party last night when i decided to be a dumpster diver with that nasty sk-nk.