dumpsworth
a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of tp on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
uh-oh, i need to get to kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there’s only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
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