Duncan’s willy
tiny. and pretty pointless. cannot be used during penetrative s-x. makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
“man, this window has a gap in the seal… there’s a little draft getting in… if only i had something to block it with…”
“i’ve got duncan’s w-lly?”
“perfect!”
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