Dunch

1. when your friend farts on the couch and leaves then when someone sits there it is very warm.

2. when you fart and wait about 4 seconds before leaving so the smell doesn’t follow you
1. -friend farts then leaves-
-other friend sits down-
“whew! did kyle dunch this couch? i am gonna dunch on his face!”
2. “let’s go! i am gonna be late!”

“hang on i gotta dunch one out first!”
noun.

dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

lunch –> linner –> dunch –> dinner
his large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
an abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. as a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one’s lunch break to p-ss loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.
q: “…hey bob, i’m going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. you wanna come?”

a: “…i’d love to but i have to take a horrendous dunch.” i’ll see you at the 3:00 meeting.”
a dunch. the late night sh-t you take that’s a cross breed between your lunch and dinner. this bowel movement usually occurs around 12:00 to 2:00 am and usually results in m-ssive clogging of household restroom facilities.
-hey breh i took a huge dunch last night.

guy1: hey breh….hey wake up
guy2: what..what the f-ck do you want
guy1: wheres your plunger?
guy2: what? why?
guy1: i just took a h-lla big dunch man its not looking to good in there.

similar to a gaggle of r-t-rds, a dunch consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.

jimmy, how are we not going to get kicked out of the club with this dunch? one of the members already p-ssed out, one tore an mcl, one sprained an ankle, and one is throwing ice into the crowd and doing the robot!
a dump taken after or resulting from a large lunch.
as soon as i got back to the office i had to run to the bathroom for a wicked dunch.
like a douche for the bottom.
when one is acting like a douche, but a bit over the top and a bit of -sshole added in. (i.e. stop cheating at spoons, you dunch-bag!)
the p-ssing of gas in your sleep, most often directed at the legs (how ever accidentally) of your bed mate.
d-mn it woman you gotta cut back on the burritos! you dunched on me again last night!

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