dung session
the politically correct terminology for taking a p–p on a toilet.
in an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
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