Dungaree
a terd that has been sitting in a toilet collecting water for atleast three days. this waterlogging, as it is known, creates a sponge like appearance and as a result, the terd becomes swelled up to a ghastly size.
i walked into the gym locker room the other day and i saw a dungaree that would make king kong blush. it must have been marinating in there for a week!
how old people say jeans.
old lady: that little negro boy, has doo-doo on his dungarees. don’t let him sit on the davenport.
jeans. this term is typically said by people who are from new jersey and can be considered a part of the “new jersey dialect.” the word itself originates in the fact that denim used to be imported from dongari killa.
grandchild: hey, pop-pop, are you really going to wear your sweats to the concert?
pop-pop: of course not! i was just about to change into my dungarees!
a collective noun. along the lines of a “gaggle” of geese or a “leap” of leopards.
a “dungaree” of lesbians.
steve sure was flabergasted when he looked up and realised he was being chased down the street by a dungaree of lesbians. still, what did he expect after wearing his “kd lang has s-x with men” t-shirt.
a pair of pants, generally denim, which the wearer has filled the seat area with dung.
bill: what’s that sh-t-like odor?
jill: i’m sorry i have had a dung in my dungarees!
an item of clothing that can be worn only by three groups of people, namely lesbians, plumbers and the pregnant.
wearing them if you are not in any of these groops is as suicidal as a scotsman wearing the wrong tartan, or wearing the wrong gangs colours.
“she is a fully paid up dungaree wearer”
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