Dunkeld Kenny
dunkeld kenny
1970’s p-rn star who went by the name kenny rogers-her. his signature move was the gold shower, which he mastered, perfected and make his own.
one of the first men in the industry to get a prince albert, this helped enormously with his golden shower scene’s enabling him to shower numerous females at the same time with remarkable accuracy.
his career span 3 decades and there is even talk of a return to the industry in 2015 as his golden shower performances have never really been equalled. this along with his distinct -rg-sm sounds, a cross between a ghost moaning and squirrel being trodden on accidently by a semi handicapped person. this unique sound earned him the 1979 -he c-m vocalist award.
kenny was very lucky to survive the aids epidemic that plagued the industry thru these years, even after his male/male scene with jonny holmes. many put this down to the amount of urine he expelled in this scene.
-he c-m vocalist award is a very prestigious honor only given out every 4 years to coincide with olympics.
“i met this chick at the pub on sat-rday, i totally did a dunkeld kenny on her. it looked like she’d been hit with a fire hydrant.”
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