Dunkhase
a r-t-rd who enjoys eating d-cks of dead men. when he sees a dead man he jumps and yells for joy, and then eats his p-n-s. if he sees a man that is alive he will kill him, by biting him on the neck, just so he can eat his p-n-s.
(guy) hey look at that funny guy
(girl) oh my god thats a dunkhase
(guy) ahhh! run for your lives before he kills us!
(girl) i am lucky because i am a girl
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