Dunloggin Middle School
a prison. you cant even p-ss without getting enema. grand larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. haha. i hate dunloggin.
dude1: wanna steal some laptops?
dude2: ok dude… like the school will catch us.
teacher1: im gay?
the vp from down under: my fingers are small!
mr dubac: thats not allowed. um yea well im pretty sure that that isnt allowed. well i guesss you allowed. im in deep s-h-i-t. science!
it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an -ssistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do… u get caught
student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub
student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught
wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?
spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!
english teacher: bwahahahaa
rated 5 stars? if only. more like 1.5 stars! teachers that acuse you of cutting cl-ss when, really, you were transferred. teachers that -ssume your lying to them when you say that you have to go to the bathroom. princ-p-l with a hairy mole. teacher that doesn’t let you go to the bathroom because you were late to cl-ss (on a day with no late bells). really? just because i was late, doesn’t mean that i’m not capable of peeeing myself. math teachers that laugh creepily and nonstop. english teachers that lose -ssignments.
student: why didn’t i get my paper back like everyone else?
teacher: i’m sorry, you never turned it on.
student: yes, i did!
teacher: would you like to go speak to the princ-p-l?
student: can u atleast check?!
teacher: (walks over to desk) oh, here it is. now cl-ss……
^stupid dunloggin middle school^
yo. this school sucks. i agree wit christian terlycy up there. he was da one who stole the laptops and got dan suspended.
wow. what a lame school dude.
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