Dunworth
an contagious disease typically occurring after marriage. during infection, the purchase of a leather sofa may seen life altering. cl-ssic symptoms of dunworth include bringing whack cheese dip to your house and setting your alarm clock for 3am. contact with a couple infected with dunworth should be limited to wife-swapping.
“dude, they got a griddle for a wedding present!”
“i know, they caught a case of dunworth.”
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