Duogar
duogar – pr-nounced dugar. a married cougar who has 2 men in her life. a husband that provides income to pay for the duogar’s extragavant lifestyle but rarely gets s-x in return (p-ssy whipped). the husband is usually saddled with the ch-r-s, deeds and dirty jobs the duogar refuses to do. the other man is the bolo. he performs free & wild s-x to the duogar in exchange for free gifts & comfort that indirectly comes from the husband. the bolo must pay close attention to the duogar’s needs; otherwise long fingernail scratches inflicted on the bolo’s back can cause unwanted harm & pain.
rudy: holy cr-p jeff, my duogar’s husband is leaving for 28 days instead of 14.
jeff: what’s the big deal rudy? it’s just another 14 days.
rudy: it is a big deal. after 14 days i’m totally reduced to rib & bone. i can’t fathom having s-x for an extra 14 days with my duogar.
jeff: rudy, focus on the positives. how would you like to be in the duogar’s husbands shoes?
rudy: ya, your right jeff. i’ll just have to spend more time using toys & ropes instead of pelvic grinding.
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