Durantula
nickname for kevin durant. possibly formulated because his arms are lanky like a friggin spider.
ddi you see the durantula’s dunk last night?
the product of integrating the finest attributes appertained to eight of the greatest players to ever set foot on the court to form an unstoppable being, known as kevin durant.
you see that n-gg- durantula hit the game winner against the mavs last night?
d-mn straight, his ability to substantially perform in crunch time musta derived from jordan, son.
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