durf
the area between the scr-t-m see “n-ts-ck” and the -sshole that prevents one from sh-tting on his nuts.
that b-tch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
noun: a name for the hair that grows on the taint (see also; taint or gooch)
see also “taint knot”
your gooch looks nasty, bro. you need to trim the durf.
a state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. common side affects are: hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of “couch pizza”, refusal of changing your pants you p-ssed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and diarrhea.
i’m durfin hard dude.
i’m in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?…durfin
an acronym for dump, unfriend, remove, and forget. often used to express feelings about someone else’s companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.
you sooo need to durf him.
someone that is tall stupid and a hoe
d-mn why is she such a f-cking durf
the equivalent of duh or obviously
anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
me- durf!
a number between five and six
“one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven.”
“fifteen, durfteen, sixteen.”
“fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree…”
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