Durry Story
a ‘durry story’ is a story that has no relevance to anything, comes outta nowhere, and subsequently leads nowhere.
durry story:
“well, i finally got my shirt back and took it home, and mum said “oh is that a new shirt?” and i was like “no” and she was like “oh ok.”
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