Durtay Painus
a hilarious way to say ‘dirty p-n-s’. use it in video games very repet-tively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would sh-t themselves.
person: come on guys u r f-cking sucking! im the only one f-cking here that isn’t shoving their controller up their -ss!
you: wat i i i can’t understand you. u have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
person: wait what????
you: i said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
person: shut the f-ck up kid!
you: you have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. i cant understand you.
person: ill f-cking rape your head off you sh-t faced little f-cker!!!!
you: now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.
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