dust farts


when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just…pop!
“eerr…ow iv had to fart for 93 days…” says the dust fart victim.” pppoooooooppppppp!!!!!!! “hah…uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!”

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