Dusting the Wristwatch
jerkin’ it. fapping. spending time with jill, or pamela handerson. pumping the shotgun. pounding the meat. pealing the banana. strokin’. yanking your chain. wacking the worm.
i heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. i think he was “dusting the wristw-tch”.
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