dustintheeyetus
when a person (usually male) claims they have something in their eye, causing the eye to water. this is more commonly known as crying.
this is often contagious.
when a man is watching x factor and the sob story is shown along with a deep emotional tune from take that, he may often claim to have dustintheeyetus.
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