Duston
1, a curious conglomeration of awesomeness and attractiveness
2. one who excels in the art of ninjutsu
3. a gypsy, a sonneteer, a troubadour
4. a free-spirit that cannot be tamed
5. a beautiful dreamer
6. an all-around fantastic guy that can make anyone smile
duston is awesome! he rocks my world!
all the guys say, “wow! i wish i could be a duston!”
a funny, cute guy with an amazing personality. one who always knows how to make people smile, no matter what kind of mood someone is in. he knows just what to say and when to say it. way to sweet and iz protective over his girl. very modest and would not intentionally hurt the ones hes loves.
girl 1: wow, i having an amazing boyfriend.
girl 2: well yeah, hes so duston.
one who flicks the wrist in a side to side motion while speaking, resembling the movements of a h-m-s-xual c-m dumpster. dustons tend to be hairy, anorexic like males that appear ashy or deathlike in skin tone. approach with caution as they have extremely sharp talons.
louis: “d-mn, jake! do you have to flick your wrist as you talk? that’s twice you’ve clipped me in the face with your flapping hand.”
jake: “sorry. i didn’t mean to.”
louis: “my g-d, you cut me too! do you not cut your nails? they are like an eagle’s talons. get your d-mn ghoulish -ss away from me you d-mn duston”
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