Dusty Crock Pot
when you are having aggressive s-x with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. right as the male is about to -j-c-l-t-, he puts the ciggerette out on her cl-toris, then proceeds to c-m on the burn.
i just bought a pack of paul malls to use for a dusty crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.
i think menthol cigarettes feel better during a dusty crock pot.
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