Dusty Melons
post menopausal lady who has not had a s-xual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
br–sts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
my god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door
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