Dusty Mustard
a s-xual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man’s p-n-s. once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man’s genitals into a hotdog bun.
the homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the “hotdog” making it resemble a dusty surface.
the woman will then give the man oral and mix the -j-c-l-t- he produces with the mustard and flour.
“what are your hobbies?”
“oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard”
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