Dusty Two Sacks
the nickname for red sox 2b dustin pedroia. named for his gritty nature, toughness and altogether blue collar style of play. a more fitting nickname than “laser show”
dusty two sacks at the plate, he is 2-3 today with a double to left center and s single up the middle. he is batting .305 with 16 hr’s, 27 doubles and 23 stolen bases this year.
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