Dusty Vagina Syndrome
the turning of dust of ones v-g-n-, from lack of use. also know as dvs. older less s-xually active women suffer from it. causes can be :lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
if she doesn’t have s-x soon, she’s going to get dusty v-g-n- syndrome!
the turning of dust of ones v-g-n-, from lake of use. also know as dvs. older less s-xually active women suffer for it. causes can be :lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
wow that chick has a case of dusty v-g-n- syndrome!!
the turning of dust of ones v-g-n-, from lake of use. also know as dvs. older less s-xually active women suffer for it. causes can be: lameness, fatness, ugliness, or many other reasons.
if she doesn’t have s-x soon, she’s going to get dusty v-g-n- syndrome!
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