Dutch Bagpipes
rolling onto one’s back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the b-tt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. works great in an area with lots of people.
“man, i was chillin on my friend’s futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so i busted out my dutch bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke.”
“look, chris is asleep, why don’t you wake him up with a symphony on your dutch bagpipes?”
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