Dutch Blumpkin
this variation on the blumpkin is a bl-wj-b on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the cl-ssic dutch oven.
the only way he’d take her back is if she’d give him a dutch blumpkin.
a combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. while receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.
“i heard that joe gave tiana a duthc blumpkin.”
“sweet.”
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