Dutch Burger
a variation of the traditional american hamburger sold throughout the world, mainly in remote areas. a meat patty containing an -ssortment of meats, animal products, cheeses, vegetables, and pretty much anything a person couldn’t sell or bring themself to throw away enclosed in a bun.
we come all the way to africa and you order a dutch burger?!
don’t throw those chicken knuckles in the garbage…we use those in the dutch burger.
the act of copping dome, or more commonly, a dome burger, while smoking a big fat dutch. the origin of the dutchburger can be traced to northern new jersey where sl-tty females often give oral s-x to men who happen to be under the influence of m-ssive quant-ties of marijuana. for lack of a better phrase, dutchburgers are widely considered “cool as b-lls”, “dope as f-ck”, and have even been called “epic”. the dutchburger is the epitome of s-xual acheivement while under the influence of illegal drugs.
bro, i was at andy’s party smokin’ a bone on the couch and brie gave me a dutchburger! sh-t was dope!
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