Dutch Flamethrower
dutch flamethrower (n);
the process of doing a “dutch flamethrower”
1. eat anything that makes you get the squirts (a.k.a, diarrhea, liquid sh-t, “the wet sh-t”, see sh-t for more)
2. select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you -ss.
4. your sh-t should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
what is a “dutch flamethrower?”
a dutch flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting “organic” bullets. it is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your sh-t barrel and scorch it to h-ll. (no one likes a blistery -ss hole)
where did is come from?
the dutch flamethrower came from ww2. were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the n-z-‘s. the would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. but when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. so they would sh-t on n-z-s as they p-ssed below, and they were getting killed by sh-t infection.
“lookout!!! dutch flamethrower incoming!!!!!!
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