Dutch Land Mine
(noun) an upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) the act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. this action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined todd yesterday.
(noun) i can’t believe that robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
when a person sh-ts on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.
i layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.
i layed an egg.
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