Dutch Lightning


the carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one’s own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.
joe: ‘dan, johann’s old dilapidated house burned down last night. he always wanted to build a new house.’

dan: ‘it must have been struck by dutch lightning then.’

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