Dutch Oven Brownie
a cl-ssy addition to the dutch oven. after being trapped, under the sheets and permeated by stench, the unwilling partic-p-nt is further horrified to learn that the stench does not come from a come-and-go fart but rather a nice steaming t-rd.
bob: hey, shirley! the show’s back on.
shirley: d-mn. i hate missing a single second of two and a half men.
bob: come over here and cuddle close.
shirley: sure thing. wait what are you…mmmmmppppththhth…i can’t breathe under here…wait what is that? nooooooooooooooo my egyptian cotton!
bob: enjoy your dutch oven brownie.
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