dutch pantry


the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
the act of farting into a woman’s v-g-n- and the smelling it.
a stink nugget almost slipped out of timmy’s -ss while he was performing the dutch pantry on jamie.

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