Dutch Sunscreen


when a guy, during s-x, pulls out of the woman and -j-c-l-t-s all over her face. the j-zz must thoroughly cover her face, making it look like the receiver was putting on sunscreen.
me: hey dude, i just finished doing a dutch sunscreen.
guy: way to go.
me: it was on your mom.
guy: . . .

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