dutch wedding ring
the ring of excrement left around the finger after digital -n-l penetration.
floot: hey karl i didn’t know you were married.
karl: i’m not…it’s just my dutch wedding ring.
floot: wow how many karats is it?
karl: no, that’s a piece of corn…..
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