Dwarf football
the act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. when a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old -n-l falcon punch. if the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. the -n-l falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs
me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. my erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. the best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game
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