Dwarf Penis
a very small, grumpy chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of p-b-s.
guy a “hey, you’re a dwarf p-n-s”
guy b “oh yeah?’
guy b stabs guy a over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
guy b “serves you right dwarf p-n-s.”
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