dyke-kwon-do
ancient form of martial arts kept in total silence from the world until it’s recent emergence into a handful of the worlds cultures. all within the past 50 years or so. it has always been kept hush hush, with instructors carefully selecting a rare female student that must meet each of the three criteria: a) must be devoid of any element of feminist. b) has an unnatural and totally unprovoked hatred toward any p-n-s-bearing person c) is so manly that even the slightest reference to her in a vaguely s-xual sense will burn the ears of he who heard it, then cause him to gouge out his own eyes and remove and eat his own p-n-s to ensure his own safety. this style of hate-fighting is consisted of 90% fist-based manuvering
did u see that she-man? of course i handed my wallet over in fear of a dyk–kwon-do whooping
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