Dykeman

(i.e)”pulling a dyk-man”

when someone pushes a joke too far, almost off the cliff, so that it is no longer unfunny.
your mama’s so fat she sits in two different timezones…

…like two, separate times….

….multiply zone fat…..

…and your grandmother’s in texas

“dude’s pulling a dyk-man so hard right now”
when one hits another person upside the head with a kitchen utensil such as a frying pan or a pot.
mother: what are you doing son?
son: dyk-man that ho!!!
-hits mother upside the head with a frying pan-
person who is extremely good at s-xual acts and who is also known as a “player”
; very smart and powerful; well known in the art of largasm
that guy is such a dyk-man.
i slept with a dyk-man last night and it was great.
a man who behaves much like a “dyk-” in that he is a h-m-s-xual, but dresses as ruggedly manly as possible so as to avoid being discovered by his friends/family.
did you see that guy?””yeah, he’s totally a dyk-man. look at that f-ggy blue car he’s driving.
single handedly the best person alive, makes the best boyfriend in the whole entire world, drives a blue chevy aveo, works the meat dept of stop and shop, fsu’s (f-cks sh-t up) in every mosh pit he comes into contact with, music is his life, can be indecisive at times, sees what other people don’t see in some people, has the ability to change your whole life when he whispers sweet nothings in your ears and deserves nothing but the best in life.
man, i wish had a dyk-man!
1)a)one who’s mother owns a harley davidson (or any other motorcycle), belongs to a biker gang, and has a tattoo with the name “big bertha” on her bicep. b) a male characterized by “dyk–like” characteristcs i.e.: h-m-s-xuality, having a terrible wardrobe. c) zach

syn: dyk-ster, dikeman
wow, zach is a such a dyk-man, his mom has a harley in the garage and he likes men!